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swiss

a carpenter from colchester who,s life revolves around windsurfing and the film point break.
he also has the worrying trait of making absurd statements about everyday things
putting a roof on is like making love to a beautiful woman
by the crow January 10, 2005
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people that live in a country called switzerland. mixed of about 30 ethnicities, still there are many nazis around here who consider themselves aryan and superior, cause they've got no brains and don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
swiss women received the right to vote about 30 years ago, a heritage that's still reflected by today's society - most women's mothers don't care they weren't able to vote back then - they were happy to be tied to the kitchen & a chauvinistic husband - still today's ideal.
swiss men & women are retarded
by sinizzl August 30, 2006
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to experience an acute explosion of bodily fluids usually called "juice", generally caused by extreme excitement particularly if the individual involved is extremely anal and/or German
don't let him swiss himself on my clean comforter!
by Fred E. Unit September 30, 2007
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Rhyming slang for clue, as in Swiss Blue (cheese)
"I don't have a swiss.
by Measinmyself May 9, 2007
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Swiss

Something that is not legit, holey. An exaggerated story.
Guy: "So, dude, I totally had sex last night with 3 people."
Friend: "That's so swiss."
by Yolanda1976 May 23, 2011
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Adjective often used to describe useless things, such as chocolate, banks, knifes, alps and cows.
swiss stuff is often great quality, but rarely useful.
by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006
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A type of man who can't stop saying some pointless made up language.
Carl: Hey man, are you from Switzerland? Coz you look Swiss...

Stefan: Y'erhgan burghan, Fuckin' yergen burgen!
by =3MC= August 24, 2009
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