Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025

swindon saves

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

Swindon

A shadowy place in Wiltshire where the locals seem to have tiny brains, very bad body odour, and the town has the highest rates of incest in the world which has over the years caused many genetic defects like having 6 fingers on each hand.

Hey pal, where you from?

Swindon of course. I’d like you to meet my wife and my sister, here she is...

by Teasemepleaseme April 27, 2021

Billeh (Swindon)

Billeh is a cocktail sossig that is slowly loosing all of his hair

Billeh (Swindon) loves playing with his tinker whilst scratching at his balding head

by Johnny swindon September 9, 2025