Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

choking on the sweet air of freedom

smoking weed or being stoned

"damn hippies choking on the sweet air of freedom"

by topher2 October 23, 2007

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.

Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."

by bradivari July 28, 2016

i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016