Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.
by grovelerdan January 9, 2009
When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
by mildlyaphasic January 31, 2009
Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events
Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.
by Thicc_rick September 13, 2019
by wackshitbro August 23, 2019