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Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

The worse iteration of Super Smash Bros. ever.
Hay guiz wanna play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl??

Fuck brawl it sucks.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

A game for the Nintendo Switch made by Masahiro Sakurai which has gotten useless updates and shitty fighters for the past year
Dad: "Hey son, what're you playing?"

Kid: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!"

It has been 6 years after that statement and the child's father has not been seen ever since.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

PUT WALUIGI IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

Bros that love to smash each other ultimately.
My brother just smashed me hard in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

While it is on the Wii, the worst Nintendo console, it MAY have more characters, but most of the Awesome characters are nerfed from Melee, the online sucks ass, and is laggy, if you read this, but Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Remember, Brawl is not a fighting game, you can not seriously play SSBB cometitively, the Mechanics in the game are slow, and it is only fun when playing with someone else. This leads me to believe that Brawl is one of the worst games on the wii.
Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks, it does more knockback in Melee.

Super Smash Bros Addicts 

People who constantly play your game of Super Smash Brothers constantly and obnoctously. Most likely with the names Ruben and David. Also the definition of people who play the game so much that you never want to play it again.
I hate this game because my two friends are Super Smash Bros Addicts.