A sex position similar to doggystyle but performed with the guy on top of the girl with the girl laying face down on the bed. No this is not a butt-pirate's position because African Screwdrivers shouldn't become rusty trumbones.
The African Screwdriver is my girlfriend's favorite position, and a pillow should be used for the girl's head to help prevent concussions.
by Dyldo the champ November 12, 2009
Get the African Screwdriver mug.Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017
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Get the Shit me sideways with a screwdriver mug.by udusers1 August 11, 2010
Get the screwdriver mug.The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
by smokeyblair June 7, 2019
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Get the Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver mug.5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.
Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008
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