Serpent Socket

The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.

Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.

by Barbados118 January 25, 2010

socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.

by Gofein March 11, 2021

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

wog socket

A delightful young Lady with a penchant for large Chocolate Men, usually ending up as a single Mother with a tribe of offspring of indeterminate colour.

Look at that fit blonde over there - don't bother Dan she's a total wog socket.

by dazzz-1973 May 7, 2018

socket rocket

the act of placing the pierced head of ones penis into a electic outlet creating a shock that blows you back creating the blast off

bob stuck his prince albert into the power outlet and was thrown back to the wall yelling SOCKET ROCKET

by gnome_hatter July 5, 2012

cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked

hey bitch, show me your cock-socket

by hatepoll September 3, 2010

eye socket sex

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck

She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.

by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013