The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"
Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.
Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.
"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"
by UncleRody March 01, 2021
by Hairinthecream October 09, 2023
by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
When you are drinking and driving and open the car door while going down the road to let out a pile of empty beer cans.
Holy shit did you see that car ahead let out a Georgia stampede? There must have been 20 empties flying out
by Invisible_wall May 23, 2025
1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede
1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.
Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"
Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."
"I'm not Muslim."
"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"
1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.
Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"
Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."
"I'm not Muslim."
"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"
1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010