Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.

A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.

by savuren February 13, 2021

Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

I hope you fall down a staircase

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.

I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

by TaylorSwift123456789RMNDS <AZX October 24, 2023

Staircase pussy

Hiding at secluded stairwells to have oral or PIV sex

He's not picking up your call cause he's getting staircase pussy

by 4amclub January 16, 2019

Endless Staircase

The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.

The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.

However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.

To perform a BLJ:

1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.

The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.

"The endless staircase is a fucking pain."
-Some 13yo in the 90s

by MemeMaster9000 October 19, 2021

Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition

That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold

by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024