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A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017
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Sadistic Nerd

Someone who was most probably made fun of in high school by jocks. Years later he is tormenting them since the jocks now work for him.
Sadistic Nerd: "You got that right, I'm the kid you threw in a dumpster every weak, now if I don't see a coffee on my desk in 2 minutes, you're FIRED BIATCH!"
High School Jock: "y-y-y-yes boss"
by ionisis March 16, 2009
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Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.
by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020
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statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.
I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.
by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017
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check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money
I have more money than you check the statistics
by YaTmull January 25, 2018
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statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers
Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".
by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019
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statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.
Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.
by pilla naty February 4, 2010
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