A pearl necklace on Bill Gates' and/or his daughter. This makes a "Pearly Gates" and St. Peter will now grant you entrance to heaven.
Joe thought St. Peter must be near when he saw a pair of pearly gates. And then St. Peter asked for sloppy seconds.
by Deuce46 January 11, 2011
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St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
by Some guy who lives here April 19, 2008
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Everyone Here Wears Nothing Out Of Academy Policy Or They Will No Longer Posses It.
welcome to prison fuck head
Everyone Here Wears Nothing Out Of Academy Policy Or They Will No Longer Posses It.
welcome to prison fuck head
by AutismSpeaks, Fucc u December 16, 2018
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A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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