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squirreling

The act of hiding one's penis and testicles between the thighs to hide the genitalia; tucking.
I thought she was really pretty, until I realized he was squirreling.
by therealredcarpet March 27, 2011
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To go down to a camp site late at night in order to steal alcohol or other valuables from peoples coolers, campsites, and picnic tables. Originated in Southern California.
"Hey, we gonna go squirreling tonight. Free Alcohol!"
by CET the Crumpet September 4, 2011
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Pronounced Squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having sex in a tree.
Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012
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The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
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The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.
Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.
by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017
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Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.
I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.
by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018
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