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Squirrelling

The act of stuffing both of a guy's nuts in your mouth while going down on him.
I like squirrelling a guy so that my cheeks puff out and I can't talk.
by ChippendaleSquirrel August 19, 2009
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shit covered squirel

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it
by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008
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Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.
"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."
by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007
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squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.
"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."
by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008
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squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.
It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).
by Bill September 5, 2004
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Lax Squirrell

Noun - A lacrosse player who does not wear mid-calves, usually indicating that he is a scrub.
Lax Bro 1: lol that guy sucks and he isn't wearing mid-calves.
Lax Bro 2: Totally bro, what a lax squirrell
by BRADLAX August 8, 2010
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squielly

Long and shriveled; hose-like. Usually used to describe a penis.
That man's penis is bloody squielly.
by yosquielly August 5, 2012
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