Squinch

A term used against someone who’s annoying or you just don’t like them.

EX - ”You’re a squinch”
EX - “Go away from me squinch”

by BigAzzBedFrame January 20, 2021

squinch

a mix between squish and pinch.

johnny please dont squinch me that would me meAn

by Lexie Smith June 11, 2020

squinching

word for the the most putrid of smells.

“that smell was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squinch

The uvila in the back of you mouth

The hotdog touched my squinch and I almost gagged

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

Squinch

Smaller than a pinch

You just need a squinch of paint.

by icecoldsunlight May 9, 2025