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gravity squeeze

When a person wants to have sex with you but you just want to squeeze the booty or breasts. Usually due to a hangover or personal preference
I had just woken up from a long night of drinking, so I just gave her the gravity squeeze.
by dukenorton April 14, 2016
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Booligan Squeeze

An underground way to titty fuck that involves the woman sliding her left breast up the man's shaft while sliding her right breast down and vice versa.
Told Ms. Baughman to gimme the Booligan Squeeze and she obliged. I wifed her IMMEDIATELY!
by Gen. Awesome December 14, 2019
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Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price.
Reddit has been able to short squeezes big hedge funds with meme stocks
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
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Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.
I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017
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Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
by Bob Madden August 21, 2007
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squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?
by Locker June 11, 2007
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Squeeze Break

A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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