Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.

the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!

by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011

Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.

OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!

by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010

Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009

squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004

Squortle

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.

"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."

by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004