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springfield

A city in western Massachusetts, pop. 160,000. Home of:

- Basketball

- Volleyball (invented in Holyoke, a Springfield suburb)

- Dr. Seuss

- Indian Motorcycles

- The Springfield Armory (stocked the US military with rifles since before the US Civil War up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

- The Springfield Indians AHL hockey team, whose claim to fame was that Snoop Dogg wore their jersey at the end of the Gin and Juice video (or "What's My Name?", I can't remember).

- And presumably more stuff that I can't think of right now.

Lots of Puerto Ricans live there now.
"Of all the cities that I have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, Springfield is definitely one of them."
-Learned wise man.
by 5th Column February 28, 2004
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Springfield, VA

The most generic suburb you will ever have the misfortune of visiting. Located just outside Washington, DC. Springfield consists of strip malls, cheap apartments (primarily housing latino gang members), expensive hotels, the infamously ghetto Springfield Mall, and seemingly "nice" neighborhoods where old ramblers and new McMansions abound.

Don't be fooled my it's generic appearance though, most people residing in Springfield have done jail time or are engaged in illegal activities. When driving though this area I would recommend locking your doors.
Oh shit! This is Springfield, VA! Lock the doors I don't wanna get jacked!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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springitis

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.
My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.
by KJaylo March 26, 2017
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springfield ohio

Springfield ohio:

A small city in Ohio known for violence and drugs. The south side of Springfield is very dangerous and ghetto. Springfield was once voted the worst city in Ohio.
Springfield Ohio:

The worst city in Ohio.

"Don't go to South Springfield at night. You might not make it out alive."

"We can go to Springfield and get any drug we need. We just gotta be careful not to get killed."
by Ajerhamma August 22, 2017
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Springfield, NJ

Small boring town in New Jersey. There's nothing to do here. There are a lot of chill stoners and a lot of jewish people.
Person A: I'm bored, we should go to Springfield, NJ.
Person B: Hell no, ain't shit to do in Springfield
Person A: True, they got good weed though.
Person B: Yeah
by supaphatniggayo January 14, 2011
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Springfield Mall

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall...
by Conley Jones December 16, 2008
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Springfield

Hick town smack-dab in the middle of Midwestern Ohio. Home of John Legend, Wittenberg University and Schulers Donuts. Lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.
Springfield's okay, but I can't wait to get the hell out!
by Greta Salpeter August 20, 2009
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