Spoot

Spoot the little bit of poo that always comes out after anal sex. Onomatapoeiacly named by the sound it makes as yit “Spoots” out after you pull out.

Can also be used as an insult to describe people

Panting after hard anal sex-“aww balls,you just spooted”

Insult-“Youre some fucking spoot”
“That stuid fucker is just a spoot”

by IrishGooch June 8, 2018

Spoot

A toot that spits. A wet fart that leaves a residue on, but not limited to clothing.

Was that a spoot or just a toot?; Uh oh! I just spooted.; A mother complained to her child that he should wipe his ass after he took a shit. She was tired of cleaning the spoot from his underwear when she did his laundry.

by John E. Petersen December 3, 2007

Spoot

From the nick cartoon "angry beavers" it's a mix of the words sh*t and poo

shut up spoot head!

by spoothead January 23, 2004

spoots

A word with no real meaning that has been used in scrabble under very suspect circumstances.

"Aaron are you fucking serious? Spoots isn't a fucking word! Dude, if i can't use 'uzi' then you can't use spoots. Pffft, fucking spoots."

by Brettüs July 24, 2008

Spoot

1. Name given to disenfranchised youth that tend to congregate around pixelated palm trees and talk about bodily functions.

2. Proper name of the tree that spoots (1.) congregate around.

3. Relating to the postition 54,80 in Allegra Island, Furcadia.

1. That filthy Spoot, Vlin, he stole my melons!

2-3. I will meet you at the Spoot for tea and crumpets. *poot*

by Driver January 28, 2004

Spoot

Spoot is another word for non offence porn.

Pics of half naked people is a spoot.

by Tyrone85 September 15, 2005

Spoot

Shit, crap, curse, poo, caca.

You spoot-face.

Holy Spoot!

Don't be a spoot-head

by Jambi-The-Mute August 8, 2006