Spidermeng

Babysitter by day reg smoker by night he is a serial mastubator who paints in weston he is a kept man and has a secret identity spidermeng of hialeah 650 a month

Don't worry spidermeng

is on the way
He eats boogers henry

by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

Spidergooning

Spidergooning (or Spider gooning) is much like typical gooning, however, it is performed with the addition of another individual. For the duration of the Spidergooning session both persons use their arms and legs (for a sum of 8 limbs, which is where the term originates) to goon.

After the climax, the Spidergooners use the "silk" (sperm) to make web-like patterns on themselves or the surrounding area.

Person 1: Hey, are you down for some Spidergooning later?
Person 2: You needn't even ask! I'm so down.

by Abe_Blud September 20, 2024

arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad

Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr

by Nermerniger January 26, 2018

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend

by Mildred63 September 13, 2013