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Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.
Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race
by moistbananabread April 8, 2017
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sphere satchel

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!
by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009
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Writer's Sphere

A common affliction among writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one starts to write out an idea, but is unsure of how to precede with the story. Then the writer becomes interested in another idea and starts that one. The process is then repeated over and over until the writer goes back to the original story to finish it, only to find themselves in the same predicament as before.

Common among new writers. The affliction is normally cured after a story, regardless of which one, is completely finished.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I'm still stuck with writer's sphere, man.I can't seem to get out of this never ending cycle."

Friend: "Again? What is this, your fifth story?

Writer: "Twenty-seventh..."
by nicht reinblütigen June 29, 2014
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Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"
Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!
by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018
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Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
by Deebo568 November 24, 2009
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concrete sphere

wow that guy sucks at this, hes a concrete sphere
by jamiecase August 19, 2008
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concrete sphere

wow, this guy is horrible at this, he's a concrete sphere.
by jemzy August 18, 2008
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