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statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
by montycus October 10, 2007
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A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017
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statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.
I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.
by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017
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Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.
by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020
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spaztastic

an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of extreme happiness to the extent of convulsing into spasms.
A: I fuckin raped that chem test.
B: Spaztastic!
by mad hatter February 25, 2005
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spaztastic

being happy enough to spaz out randomly at any moment
that was a spaztastic day
by Living-sin March 2, 2008
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check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money
I have more money than you check the statistics
by YaTmull January 25, 2018
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