snowboarding 

Snowboarding is cool

Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.

snowboarding by mitch sherrard April 4, 2005

Snowboarding 

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

Snowboarding by TheTrademark May 15, 2009

snowboarding 

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF

Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."

snowboarding by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007

Snowboarding 

Better than skiing

Snowboarding is better than skiing.

Snowboarding by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020

snowboarding 

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.

Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.

snowboarding by Ninja Wink December 14, 2010

Russian Snowboard 

The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.

Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...

Russian Snowboard by RSB4L March 22, 2010

Snowboarding 

A sexual act where one gets waterboarded with cum.

Jasmine is into some kinky shit, but when her boyfriend suggested snowboarding she punched him in the face.

Snowboarding by Bluejayjay July 13, 2013