vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.

Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle

by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

snorkle dorf

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.

"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."

by Rex Hammer November 9, 2006

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017