Nantucket Sleigh-ride

When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.

Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.

by Young Stallion Flex September 16, 2023

sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.

Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.

by rw3arm November 6, 2017

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

Nantucket Sleighride

A "Nantucket Sleighride" was the result of harpooning a whale. The ship subsequently was dragged behind the whale by a line running from the harpoon to the ship. The Nantucket Sleighride would continue until the whale died, the line broke, or the ship sank.

After harpooning the whale, the good ship "Alabaster" was taken on a Nantucket Sleighride for nearly an hour.

by Museum Man June 29, 2005

Norwegan Sleighride

When you ride a girl down a flight of stairs while fucking her up the ass.

I had the best time lastnight when i gave Surely a Norwegan Sleighride

by Big Ol Titties February 18, 2005

Nantucket Sleighride

Originally named for the act of harpooning a whale and being pulled by the harpoon line until the whale dies, the line breaks, or the boat sinks, the Nantucket Sleighride is a sexual experience where you have your pecker stuck in a woman bigger than you and she drags you around the room trying to break free.

I was plowing this huge woman and my cock became stuck in her ass, so she gave me a Nantucket Sleighride trying to get it out..

by Hoosier Poet February 16, 2020

nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.

"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."

by Matt V. (conceived by Gerald Kagan) November 30, 2006