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Sittin Pretty

When you soak a tampon in any sort of alcohol and insert it in your rektum in order to get drunk.
Hey Andy, are we sittin pretty tonight or what? I got some new booze to try out.
by Scapaisela October 8, 2019
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what chu sittin on

How big are the rims on your car?
You pull up in your ride, and someone says "Yo Dean, What Chu Sittin On? Twenty fo's"
by Constantinos August 26, 2017
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sittin sideways

To drift a car while doing a fatty burnout. The back end of the car swings out until the car is moving sideways.

If this is not performed fast enough the car will roll onto two wheels and sit for a second before it comes down (or rolls over). This is also known as sittin sideways.
On sunday nights you will find me sittin sideways at the old lot.
by zero06201 November 3, 2007
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Sittin up fat

When someone has provided a luxurious lifestyle for another
KT: I saw her baby daddy at the East Side Motel spittin game on some ho. Ain't his boo Pookie?

Big Ames: No, he don't stay with her no mo. Before she blew all his scrill, she was iced out, rollin a Mercedes, and livin at his sick crib. She didn't even have no job. He had her sittin up fat.
by Amy Clemmons & Katie Foster December 14, 2008
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sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.
by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008
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Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.
Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.
by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009
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sittin on ice cubes

sitting on ice cubes was invented by nick davis it is used for critisizing somthing stupid that someone says by using a term that is absolutly retarted because who would sit on ice cubes
GUY 1: i could have that girl if i wanted her but i dont want her.

GUY 2: man u sittin on ice cubes u idiot
by ginger kid April 30, 2006
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