Siri

That bitch

Siri told s romor about me

by Her beg August 14, 2017

Siri

siri is a joke

"WHO ME? -siri"

by TheManInTime May 31, 2017

siri

better than google and alexa and cortana

wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~

by nikita123 May 13, 2021

Siri

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016

Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017