Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
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Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
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by lawl thomas November 7, 2009
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Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
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Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
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Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
by Zach Bess February 14, 2008
Get the National Singles Awareness day mug.A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
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