simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 21, 2005

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

simp

The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.

Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.

by Big Gary January 14, 2007

simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 11, 2017

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 07, 2021

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 24, 2003

simp

Those pussy nice guys that want to get a woman by respecting her and by making favors. For example morty, from rick and morty or mordecai, from regular show. Also a simp someone who donates to twich thots waiting for them to notice.

"Stop being such a simp, it's cringy, just ask her out"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020