simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 20, 2005

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

simp

The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.

Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.

by Big Gary January 15, 2007

simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

simp

when someone obsesses over another person

Charlotte simps for jason

by Gecko man September 27, 2020