When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.
Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.
by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011
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Or fingering a girl with excessive force
Or fingering a girl with excessive force
'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang
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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'
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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'
by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
Get the Shaolin Finger jab mug.When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!
by Rofellos December 10, 2007
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Shaolin = staten island
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Get the shaofu mug.A very short person who smells like curry is a doctor during the day and a scammer during the night. A highly magnificent don't approach this intelligent being as they are very vicious and while knock your head the fuck off if you engage in combat as they have watched karate kid multiple times.
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