industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron

Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

by xenu! May 24, 2008

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021

tote sized

tiny or small, just a little guy

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"

by LebanonJon November 5, 2006

Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.

What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat

by Devappl June 5, 2022

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

rob sized

Something that is so huge it deserves it's own word. Something so ridiculously big that you have to blink and look again, just to make sure it was, in fact, that big.

That's the biggest rob sized snow cone I've ever seen!

by elton kingsley March 13, 2008