Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017

brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Head and shoulders

When two friends cum on a girls head and race to see who’s nut can reach the girls shoulders first

sex

Ya me and my friend did head and shoulders on her he won

by Blowndragger September 25, 2019

Shouldn't

A concatenation of "should not"

I shouldn't do it

by qartis July 4, 2003

Shoulgasm

The act of one's shoulder becoming aroused by any means, resulting in the shoulder to spasm uncontrollalby

Zack: Sam what's wrong with your shoulder? Why does it keep moving around?

Sam: I don't know what's happening.

Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.

by MS Track Problems January 2, 2013