Shlumo

acting slow or being slumped, out of it or lazy.

"Hey, can you pull up? I need an eighth"

"If I can, my ride is shlumo as fuck"

by dvntte.atl June 12, 2024

Slumbology

The practice of successfully preventing the disruption of your circadian rhythm.

Friend 1: "Wow! How are you so refreshed after your nap?!"

Friend 2: "Well, I've majored in slumbology."

by SilverVader December 10, 2024

shlamboozoled

Get royally fucked

Bro I got shlamboozoled yesterday, trying to buy those cheap concert tickets

by Sportycoxndix December 16, 2024