Shlongdingaling

Cock

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!

by Mightyminer May 14, 2024

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

by Sisores April 11, 2024

Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.

Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.

by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025

Shlongberg

A penis that is hung to about the size of a iceberg

"Brother your shlongberg is massive and will never fade."

by Notborn withlength February 7, 2025

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025