Shiv

(noun) A person around his early 20's, who has a horrible, self-proclaimed nickname.

Matt: Hey, Steven, what do you think about my sick new nickname?
Steven: What is it?
Matt: (insert corny nickname)
Steven: Comeon man, you're such a shiv.

by Steve_owned February 21, 2012

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 3, 2016

SHIV

COMMON TYPO ON PHONE AND MIS-PRONOUCAINTION OF SHIT

FREQUETLY SAID WHEN THE BAND

propa kickin super rad is what we aim for
see groupies at pizza hut!

ah SHIV i just saw banji

by pisserpisser May 2, 2007

SHIV

a warm lovely Irish woman with a bad temper

she's a lovely Shiv

by Shiv Q June 10, 2005

Shiv

To be afraid of; to shiver with fear

I am not afraid of you. I don't shiv.

by The Notorious R.O.D June 26, 2004

Shiv

The hidden position of sex. Usually used for sex between two men.

Poonan: DUDE, SHIV ME!

Cockson: WAIT, WHEN I'M DONE WITH GEORGE

by MasterSexay March 10, 2010

Shiv

A form of anal sex where one man puts his penis in the other persons butthole, and then move it from side-to-side.

Shivmister Shiv: Want to Shiv anyone?

John: I DO!

Shivmister Shiv: LETS GET IT ON FOOLISH BOY!

by SexyShiv March 25, 2010