shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

by Chaz and Andrei July 8, 2006

Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke July 28, 2016

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

Shit Ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

by Kimmbel October 23, 2008