Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit-slick dick

An erection that is coated in feces as a result of shitfucking (anal intercourse with a shit-filled ass).

After I plowed his butt for a hour I pulled out and made him suck off my shit-slick dick.

by Mrs. Shit-Slick July 15, 2011

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008

shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

shit dick

1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003