Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.

Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.

by Milli1338 December 28, 2017

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

I rock the shit house

I Rule You! or That person is so cool.

Erika rocks the shit house, like no other.

by gorgeous19girl February 13, 2003

Move like a shit house rat

To move very quickly if some thing is done wrong or just generally.

Did you see them then?! They move like a shit house rat'

by scouselad August 11, 2010

Shit House

Quality described to an amount of random, stupid, crap that can fit in a "shit house", e.g. porta-potty

"I have a shit house full of dvds"

"Look at this shit house"

by DenseA November 5, 2007