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An annoying person who kins that loser Shinji from Evangelion. They are probably emo, have daddy issues and losers. Shinnies are emo losers who have daddy issues and depressed. They most likely cry to sleep. WARNING SHINNIES ARE REALLY ANNOYING TRY AVOIDING THEM!!! /HJ /LH
Person 1- Nobody understands me!
Person 1- Ew a shinnie get away from me!!!
shinnie by vera nair April 28, 2022
Basically a gay depressed emo motherfucker who kins Shinji Ikari and is most likely to be the most hated person on earth.

I, the author of this definition, am a shinnie myself.

I basically receive death threats.
"omg everything is simply a shape or a form... "
"bro u a shinnie"
Shinnie by sASHa-- May 23, 2022
Bagelrino#3532
"Everyone whos name is bagel is a shinnie"
"RIGHT."
shinnie by sofiesofruity October 14, 2022

shinnie the wit 

The Polite Spoonerist way of addressing Winnie The Pooh's father, the unforunately named Winnie The Shit..
Boy: "Daddy, why is Winnie the Pooh called Pooh?"

Daddy: "Because he is a little Sh.. Pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously turd related.. Not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of "pooh" is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down.."

Boy: "So, what was his father called?"..

Daddy: "erm, ... Shinnie the Wit?"

marysia/catgirl/shinnie

a person who’s pretty and really smart and funny amd has really nice eyes and hair and is a cool kid haha!! this person is also an intp, 6w5 AND A CANCER?? doesn’t have cancer tho so thats cool!!
(is a shinnie so be careful)
“omg whos that? they look really cool and funny and theyre really pretty”
“OH that’s marysia/catgirl/shinnie
“oh so THATS why shes so cool:)”

The Average Shinnie 

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.
Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response
The Average Shinnie by npc_ January 10, 2023