The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

Grant shields

Tattererd ass

well my pants look like grant shields.

by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016

mariah shields

An amazing girl with a bitch side. She greats everyone kindly when she first meets them. She looks at ALL people beautiful and let their personality reflect their beauty. In your friend group she is most likely the "mom". She smiles on the outside so people believe she is happy, but she struggles and is not smiling in the inside. :(

"She is such a Mariah Shields."

by Tvdlover2009 January 23, 2018

graeme shields

His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.

yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh

ur kinnaw

by filis.filis June 11, 2018

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl

Simone Shields is going to baywest

by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

by AECH.exe February 19, 2021