Shelly

HURT; to be a Cock-block. Very un-intelligent. Has no mind of a person her age.

Why is Shelly so HURT?

by SW1FTK1CKS July 8, 2011

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Shelly

fake, jealous, selfcentered

Your being a shelly right now

by Drnippz3377 November 29, 2016

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Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.

Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.

Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me

Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly

Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.

by nofuxgiven January 11, 2019

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Shelly

1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.

2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.

Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly

by Bekka662 December 20, 2017

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Shelly

Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.

Dude, you smell that? Someone just did a huge shelly.

by Snafu22 September 10, 2018

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