Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

power shandy

power shandy

double vodka bottle of smirnoff ice or any other alchopopthen topup with beer in a chilled glass.

by grum barker August 26, 2003

shandy

1. Shandy is something of good and/or awesome status!
2. Shandy is a word that should be said when something cool happens or as an expression of excitement.
3. A Shandy is a drink, Beer and Lemonade...not bad!

1. "Whoa! Your new PSP is Shandy!"
2. "Dude! AA on Max 300! Fucking Shandy!"
3. "Hmmm, I sure could go for a Shandy right about now!"

by DrJackMcLovell November 20, 2005

shandy drinker

An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.

John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.

by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004

Shandy Candy

Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007

Definition...

Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.

Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.

by michael hoppett December 30, 2008

Turbo Shandy

A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.

Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..

by No divvys September 19, 2020

turbo shandy

also known as a power shandy, see above :)

by Callum May 23, 2003