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sadness

One of the many emotions that defines us as complex human beings. Sadness brings us together, tears us a part and challenges our capacity and will to live.
me, you, us. unrequited love... sadness and madness!
by lolololololololol March 21, 2008
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Sadness Aneurysm

When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:

1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.

2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.

3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!

Steve: What’s up with John?

Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.

Steve: Oh. Ok.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
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enigmatic sadness

its a sort of sadness which is quite mysterious and puzzling but no matter how much you try to find out the reason for it, u fail
hey Blake why only I get surrounded by this enigmatic sadness every time~!!
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Shanessa

You are SHANESSA as f*ck
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Saddness

The feeling one is overwhelmed with once they have memorized every euphoric moment of the Maddness cartoons and have come to the realization that there are no more to be seen at the present. Soon followed by a poor attempt to indulge the desire by watching salad fingers...and then relizing that was in vain and returning to aforementioned feeling.
Chucky began to cry as an onset of saddness acured to his countenance, there were no more Maddness cartoons to be viewed.
by Ashleigh6321 September 27, 2006
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sadness

not happy
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Mini Sadness Aneurysm

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.
Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019
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