It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
Get the Septum piercing theorymug. What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull
People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"
guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
Get the Septum piercingmug. Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat
Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
Get the Septum Piercingmug. The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug. by here4thecheese July 6, 2019
Get the Septum boogmug. + Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the + Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +mug. Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.
Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?
Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?
Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
by idomybig1asalways April 8, 2024
Get the vaginal septummug.