Danshita Sensei

Danshita is defined as a baka or fool

You must be a danshita sensei.

Danshita Sensei by Hiroki danshita October 11, 2023

Homo-sensei 

An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.

GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."

Homo-sensei by Nobody 08 April 11, 2009

Sensei 

A weed aficionado in the highest sense. A Zen-master of herb. King of the Smoke Session. Someone who knows their bud. Someone I'd like to befriend. The term is somewhat loosely applied to range from your uber-dealer/homegrower to borderline burnout old-soul pot smokers with insight and refined taste developed through years sampling the good shit.

Hippie Jesus-beard dude: *muffled* here...
Other Hippie Jesus-beard dude: Heeeeell yeah. Thank you, Sensei *pffffwtttt*

Sensei by deadly7sins June 11, 2006

sneaky sensei 

When your partner is alseep and you fuck them in the ass then punch them in the kidney and yell "Sensei"

Johnny gave a sneaky sensei to little Mikey. Mikey was very sore in the morning.

sneaky sensei by Whitemans Smaljonson January 8, 2007

YouTube sensei

A troll who, despite lack of insight or knowledge of martial arts, will go onto videos and insert asinine comments. These comments could be blatantly bashing the martial artist who submitted/had a part in the video, giving condescending "advice" about the martial art, or just bragging about how good they are. These people are usually either self-absorbed "martial artists", people who get their "knowledge" from other internet sources, or a TV show/book, or people who are so narrow-minded in their belief of a myth that they will do anything to "defend" it.

On a Human Weapon video about Krav Maga:

Idiot comments: "See how an expert in Krav Magoo is destroyed by a peasant woman. (link to some misleading video that instantly destroys credibility)

You want to learn a "real" art? Learn Sambo, bjj, muay thai, join your Greco Roman wrestling club. Krav magoo is the style of Mr. Magoo and sadly, jooish marketing gimmic to separate you from your cash while teaching you worthless "techniques."", and two other comments just like this one.

Reasonable visitor/true martial artist replies: "Wow, what a YouTube sensei..."

On an aikido student's YouTube page, YouTube sensei comments: "Aikido sucks!"

Aikido student replies: "I don't have time for YouTube senseis like you..."

On a video about a zero-inch punch, trolls gather and give obnoxious comments containing comments like the following: "I could do a -1 inch punch!"; "You are just trying to one-up Bruce Lee, and failing!"; and "insert condescending statement here"

Martial artist replies: "You YouTube senseis need to get a life! Are you all such noobs at life, that you have to turn on your computers for hours on end and troll on videos like mine, instead of training like the martial artists you bozos say you are!? You make me sick. If you think my video is so bad, why don't you submit one of YOU busting your ass training? Or are you too much of a pussy keyboard warrior to do so? One more obnoxious comment and you will get INSTANTLY banned!"

YouTube sensei by Juggernaut2011 August 16, 2011

butthole sensei 

a master of the butthole, you can call on him to train you in the ways of the butthole, to give you control of your farts and change the sound and smell they make.

After my sessions with the butthole sensei, I became a master of my farts.

butthole sensei by putridbeast February 21, 2015

javi sensei 

someone who is a great photographer and is willing to teach about photography

im trying to lear photography i need to find myself a javi sensei to teach me their skills

javi sensei by javi sensei November 17, 2016