devious scrumptious

a person who is willing to do a heinous/sexual act when attempting to obtain something

Someone who looks extremely discombobulated

I would do some devious scrumptious shit for some chipotle right now

You can’t tell me he don’t look devious scrumptious

by 2starisa April 8, 2024

Scrumptious

When something looks incredibly tasty or you just want to eat the shit out of it.

Guy 1: Hey, give that back! that looks really Scrumptious.

Guy 2: ... no.

by Red_Lad April 18, 2020

Scrumptious

To be scrumtitidilyumptious, or tasting good. Or bad if it’s the right person.

Man(1): You’re scrumptious babe!
Man(2): You are not scrumptious!

by Alexis Stambroug October 29, 2020

truly scrumptious

Truly scrumptious is when something is amazing, normally used when trying to be fancy.

Now that shirt is truly scrumptious!

by monkeysade August 18, 2019

scrumptious

when someone is utterly anorexic with a bouncy personality

Caleb is so scrumptious

by daddy.kaitz March 7, 2022

scrumptiously

Tasty

Ooooo look at them scrumptiously tasty nuggets

by Sheesh nugget February 16, 2021

Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)

"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"

by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019