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Screenshot Sweats 

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.
Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!
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screenshot and throb 

when one screenshots an interesting picture and has a reaction equivalent to excitation- throbbing
Dude, did you see Paul's picture? I heard it was so cool that Josh did a screenshot and throb
screenshot and throb by prssrules9 November 15, 2020

Screenshot Pokémon 

Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)

(please dont take this down)
"hey bitch wanna play Screenshot Pokémon?"
"hell yeah, ill start."

Screenshot O 

A deeply intense orgasm that causes the entire body to spasm and clench for an extended period of time. Often take minutes to recover from. Can feel like a minor death. Usually comes from a period of orgasm denial or long building orgasm.
My partner had teased me for days, bring me to the edge and then forcing me away from it. When I finally got off, it felt like a Screenshot O.
Screenshot O by Kinkysunflower October 9, 2023

Screenshot jobber 

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.
That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!

Screenshot farming

The act of purposely messing up in the chat in the hopes someone online screenshots their messed up messages and uploads them to get clout and attention.

Those kind of people are desperate for attention and will do anything to get their messages screenshotted.
Person 1: *uploads a safe anime girl image*
Screenshot farmer: ngl I would smash
Person 2: bro.. quit screenshot farming, nobody will screenshot your weirdass message.