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schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.
Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich
by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008
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megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister
Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!
by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011
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Novalee Schultz

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you
"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"
by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012
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Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013
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scholz

The prime stretch of real estate connecting the scrotum to the anus. Also known as the T'aint, grundle, choda, or gootch.
A schwetty scholz is a breeding ground for bacteria.
It's so hot in here, my scholz is like a slip n slide.

I scratched my balls, and now my finger smells like scholz. Better than ass, but worse than nut sweat.

The Green Gobbler is the nastiest character ever- I bet he has a scholz like 3 feet long.
by Tyrell S. August 7, 2007
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
end of story):
by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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