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schizo

Does not refer to actual schizophrenia, first of all.

"Schizo" is someone with an irrational macro-level fear, such as believing that tech companies are tracking your information to make you eat bugs. This is the fear or worry at the level of disembodied groups or abstractions - schizos are worried about a "they", or at a concept, but without an idea in mind of how their fear would be carried out realistically.

This is in contrast to "paranoid", which tends to mean irrational micro-level fear, such as believing your neighbor is plotting against you. Paranoia fear or worry at the level of specific identified people or things.

(Neither of these are clinical definitions; this is slang, and by definition colloquial.)

It can also be used as a prefix. "schizoconservatism" describes the kind of conservatism characteristic of InfoWars and QAnon. "schizonutrition" describes a bizarre and evidence-agnostic nutrition characteristic of solbrah. If you see schizo- used as a prefix in this way, just think “the conspiracy theory version of that.”
Soandso keeps talking about how he "won't live in the pod" and "won't eat the bugs", this is such schizo shit oh my god.
by alfred- October 25, 2022
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Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.
"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"
by Glenview April 7, 2025
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Double schizo

Double schizo when one schizophrenic is talking to another schizophrenic and one can see the others, delusions as delusions, but not delusions in their own mind even if they have the same exact symptoms but they cant differentiate their own subjective reality. it’s called double schizo
It can make a schizophrenic pause and see their insanity. 😂😂😂
I can stop the Double schizo the people you are talking to are in your head aren’t real like mind…
(Hearing voices themself)
by Schizoverse July 4, 2025
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Schizo

That guy is a total schizo. He thinks there are people living in his walls.
by NippleInhaler November 2, 2021
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Schizo Beanie

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."
by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022
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schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.
Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
by wok911tower March 18, 2024
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Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.
This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!
by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024
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