sapiosexuality

To become attracted to or sexually aroused by intelligence and its use.

Me? I don't care too much about the plumbing. I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.

I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual.

by Darren Stalder July 16, 2006

sapiosexual

Something you put on your dating profile if you want to be pretentious.

I'm so intelligent that my sexual kink is attraction to Mensa members. I'm a sapiosexual!

by whitefern July 15, 2015

sapphic

mamamoo

there's not one heterosexual bone in mamamoo all the girls are sapphic

by hetscanperish February 21, 2021

Sapped Out

totally fucked up, mashed, faded, blacked out, passed out, housed, and oh yea drunk

After nine margaritas, eleven shots of captain, and chugging half a handle of jack, Claudia was sapped out.

by heartdubstep September 14, 2009

Butt Sapp

burning sensation, in the anus after eating southeast asian spices.

Tom had a butt sapp, after eating peppers in Laos and Thailand.

by laogurl44 May 16, 2014

sapiosexual

One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.

"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.

I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."

by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004

sapiosexual

A shibboleth used by poseurs attracted to the appearance of intelligence rather than actual intelligence. People genuinely attracted to intelligence know that the word “intelligence” is derived from the Latin “intelligere”; that the Latin participle for wisdom is “sapiens,” not “sapio”; and that the Latin “sapio” means something that tastes good.

I totally identify as a sapiosexual so I find that guy with the bowler hat and handlebar mustache banging out his screenplay at the coffee shop on his Royal typewriter while sipping his no-foam, decaf, soy latte and stroking his monkey totally hot. What? No, seriously. He’s got a for real monkey. He must be smart.

by Gajillion December 13, 2014