Sancho Con El Chorizon

Sancho Con El Chorizon is Jesus M. That ballsy fucker. Si le vas a dar dale duro.

Jesus is a Sancho Con El Chorizon because he makes me forgrt about my boyfriend when I’m at work.

by Mr SlowGuy January 6, 2022

Jaydon Sancho

When someone is really well payed for their job, but continually complains about having to work usually whilst not working yet being paid.

“I’m so bored of work, I just finished another season on fifa ultimate, I also played a game with my boss planting a seed saying I was unhappy with my pay and thinking of leaving”

“Fuck me, you having a Jaydon Sancho!”

by Woolfordjnr August 14, 2025

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

Sancho

Sancho is a cold baller who plays for Manchester United and England on the wing. He’s got the potential to be really good but it’s hindered by the fact that he wants to be a roadman and show dem boy dere wagwan. He’s got rapper traits as well. He’s usually lip syncing to Lil baby with Marcus Rashford with his jewelry on

Harry Maguire: Sancho! TRACK BACK AND DEFEND FOR YOUR TEAM! DEFENDING COMES FROM THE FRONT
Sancho: Oi shut up fam. You’ve got a head the size of an analog tv how about you defend before you chat shit and dat cuz. Know my ting
Maguire: snm

by YM.LYM September 8, 2023

Sancho

A kid, usually with black hair, is half-gay, secretly a ninja, and kills people for no reason

That Sancho is not supposed to be here

by farseerlightbring July 28, 2022

Sancho

The typical Hispanic male standing at 5 feet 0 inches with a modded Chevy Silverado.
Usually always 100% of the time a cowboys fan.

Sancho’a grandmas tamales are always dry.

by Icetray October 1, 2021

Alright, Sancho..

What you say to a person when they start to talk about something far-fetched or stupid. “Sancho” can be used to refer to the person themselves in this scenario.

Sancho: "Yo, i think the Great Pyramids are built out of alien cum and the government is using birds as fake robot terminator spies”
Normal Person: Alright, Sancho..

by I’m Not Black. February 18, 2025